Quotes

These quotes are just fun snippets taken from people in everyday speech. If you object to anything you've said being posted here, because it was out of context, or whatever, please tell me and I will take it out. This page is still under construction, I will be adding more quotes, and if I can remember it, telling the context of the quote next to it.

From Helen

"You're cool, you know that?"

"Pandas aren't bears, they're possums."

"Every time you have a child, you have to have a baby."

"If there's some place where characters [for stories] wait to be created, they're probably praying.. Please don't let me be created by Nicola Brown.."

"You've impaled my sperm!"

"He's obviously got castration fear, and you've obviously got penis-envy." (about Jonathan and I sitting on cannons, and what Freud would have to say about it.)

"You can have Jonathan... he's more suited to you than I am."

"I'm sorry, Ricci - you're going down!"
"I'm just not going to say anything ever again. *two second pause* Boy, it's hot." ~Ricci

From Ricci

"You can't go around looking flash in a fitted kitchen..."

"And then I'll walk into a lamppost and kill myself."

From Jonathan

"Next time I come down, I'll grow my hair long and chop my legs off."

"He's [Izzy, my cat] the Joe Pasquale of the cat world.."

"It would be good to walk into a room with a piano and pick it up and play it."

"You'll have to attatch it [the Isle of Wight, to Britain] with a piece of string!"

"I bet you're a secret spammer!"

"XL... Xtra Large." ~Me
"Yep, that's me!" ~Jonathan

"Stop trying to pluck me!"

"Just because you sit on seats every day doesn't mean you have a seat fetish!"

"Why does it never give me good cards? It's given me a three and a jack!"

From Mrs Kirk, maths teacher

"It is just a numble."

"You've put that flaming '2' back again!"

"Remember the proof of the what-not"

"Mrs Kirk, I'm on 2B.." ~Becca
"Or not 2B..." ~Mrs Kirk

"I'd better move the chair before my feet get stabbed to death!"

From Marisa

"I don't want to go to Turkey... There are lots of pervs and earthquakes and things."

"I don't like boys... they don't have pretty clothes and shiny buckle shoes..."

"He's very cute [her brother].. he looks like a goat! He's a very intelligent little goat."

From Mr Herbert, English teacher

"We're charming men, and we're going to charm the socks off you."

"You do know that if you don't write for the full 45 minutes, your life will be ruined?"

"Mr Ventham has sometimes made gloomy noises about you as a group..."

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